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ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.
"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"
by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009
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Ciaran Jones

Ciaran jones is the most handsome and sexually pleasing person you will ever meet, Ciaran will spit on you to loob you up and then completely plow you for hours. he has a gorgeous smile and is tall dark and handsome he is also good with kids (like very good). he is open to pegging and is so attractive to all genders, he makes lesbians have second thoughts. his testicles are filled to the brim with spunk its like and ice cream machine and boy is it a hot day. if he was an ice cream hed be a lolly ice because he is so tasty to suck.
woah Ciaran Jones is it all in yet? oh ok how disappointing.

Ciaran Jones do you ever clean your arse?
you have bum fluff back here Ciaran Jones
did you wax your pubes? Ciaran Jones
by hunky hendo May 23, 2022
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Ciaran

A strong man that can’t get over his ex named Abby
What’s wrong Ciaran

I keep thinking of Abby
by DaOne69 February 3, 2022
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Lords Blade Ciaran

Oh, that elegant knight of Lord Gywn and the only knight out the four knights that was a woman. She just wants you to give her Artorias’s soul just so she can give him his dearest respects. But wait, it’s confirmed in her last dialogue that she has the feels for the man of steel. Even Gough knows of this and possibly she didn’t get her chance with him. Such a sad moment for the poor woman, but holy hell doesn’t she pack a punch at close range when she is angry at you.
“My.... dear... Artorias....”-Lords Blade Ciaran
by ItzSavNotSave March 12, 2021
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Ciaran

A dark haired witty man with a sexy dad bod, he will turn you on just by looking at him. He will stimulate your mind, talking to him is euphoric. You’ll stop talking to him for years then one night he’ll spontaneously enter into your mind, what will start off as an innocent thought that makes you smile will turn deeper, you won’t be able to shake the thought of him. You’ll start looking for him in strangers, you’ll realise you’re in love with a man you don’t even know. Ciaran is a keeper!
Sam: “who’s Ciaran?”
Emily: “Just the sexiest man ever!”
by Cyberchickulove October 13, 2023
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Ciaran

A fucking goof, this guy knows the most barebone shit.
Oh yeah that dude Ciaran? Didn't he do less than a fucking donkey in the iq test?
by vfdskjkvbdfsykhbdskvsz May 19, 2022
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Ciaran

Loves being b_mmed by old people in alleyways
"Oh look its ciaran and that old bloke again"

"I heard he was bummed last week from fin"
by Justarandompersonnojoke November 23, 2021
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