Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome

Chronic noosing syndrome (CNS) is characterised by an individual’s urge to noose one’s poose at the slightest inconvenience.

Howard: “Jen my jarred pig eyes aren’t in the fridge”

Jen: “Yeh Howard, the council took them away in biohazard suits, you’ve got to stop eating that shit”

Howard: “Fine have we got any bilge rat soup left in the bathtub”

Jen: “No Howard, that shits back in the sewer where it belongs..”

Howard: “Well noose my posse. I think my chronic noosing syndrome is kicking in...”

*choking nosies*

by Count Noosula March 26, 2020

Chronic Creativity

You don't come down with it, you come up with it.

Does that guy have ADHD or something? No he suffers from Chronic Creativity.

by Lenny Pepperidge March 4, 2014

Chronic Disorder

when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder

Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder

by MurdaTape September 10, 2014

chronic 2001

A. a more specific (non-official) title of dr. dre's masterpiece hip-hop album. occasionally people will mix up The Chronic and Chronic 2001. to avoid this confusion simply use the latter.

B. considered by many as the pinnacle of all hip-hop albums because of its production and its all-star list of featured guests. simply put; it was made by the best, with the best, and therefore one of the greatest rap efforts of all time.

A. girl : eyy what CD is this? the chronic??

guy: nah trick! know your history its called chronic 2001!!!

girl : shit, sorry

guy: you ask me everyday so just remember it!

girl : i was just confused thats all

B. fan 1 : got new system in my car, lets blast it!

fan 2 : word lets see what she's got.
fan 1 inserts CD into player

fan 1 : yeaa yeaa young weezy boii go hard on diz track!!
fan 2 smacks fan 1 and throws CD out the window. fan 2 proceeds to insert chronic 2001. they lock eyes and nod in accordance.

by sal lover December 17, 2009

coffee and chronic

n. The act of smoking high-grade marijuana while drinking freshly-brewed coffee.

1. Brew a pot, pack a bowl, and enjoy your coffee and chronic.

2. Person 1: Rowdy party last night!
Person 2: Yea. I'm still hungover. Let's get coffee and chronic so we can clean this place up.

3. WUD U LIEK SUM COFFEE AND CHRONIC WIT UR PANCAKES?

by clay 045 June 18, 2010

Xenoblade Chronicles

An underrated JRPG on the Wii, New Nintendo 3ds, and Nintendo Switch. Known for its great story and themes, the blone anime swordie in Smash Bros who can see the future for some random reason, and that one random furball named Riki who's a meme
Btw Reyn is a character in that game, know for his quote "its reyn time!"

"It's Reyn time to play Xenoblade Chronicles!"
"No one knows what Xenoblade Chronicles is; its pretty good tho"

by GeoZ1234 December 18, 2020

chronic lyricosis

a debilitating disease wherein an individual consistently hears incorrect lyrics to songs

"there's a bathroom on the right" in lieu of "there's a bad moon on the rise"

by cricket March 22, 2005