Chelly

A very wonderful person to be around and is an amazing gamer

Chelly is cracked at this game

by why_nots_cliff August 6, 2021

Megan Cowell

The most amazing human being on planet earth. The prettiest, most thoughtful girl you will ever meet. Cries more than five times a day, but always for valid reasons. She's a supporter and never lets you down. The sweetest person to have lunch with ever.

Wow I really wish I had a Megan Cowell as my best friend.

by micliciousss January 20, 2019

Simon Fucking Cowell

A giant asshole known best for his unimpressed attitude and his role on America's Got Talent as a judge. He's really, really hated by Bruno Powroznik.

I REALLY hate Simon Fucking Cowell!

by Jellie_Bells December 8, 2021

simon cowell day

A day when u just wanna criticise anything and everything around u....regardless of how good the day is actually going...with reference to a certain Simon Cowell, the ultimate critic

Man...yesterday I had such a Simon Cowell day...I was fishing on my sailboat, doing some Bud, with my wife blowing my pipe...and I still found a reason to complain!!!

by Animesh Prasad June 19, 2008

chelloveck

Nadsat slang. A random middle-aged personage. Also veck.

"So we fillied on this writer chelloveck..."

by KHD June 7, 2003

Chellis

The act of fluffing a mans balls, similar to tossing an actual salad

My boyfriend began performing a chellis on my balls.

by kaleidoclops May 13, 2010

Simon Cowell

A judge on Pop Idol and American Idol. He has a strange liking for high trousers and he is disliked because he is honest to stupid crap wannabes who can't sing.

The stupid twat cried after Simon Cowell told him he was a pile of shit.

by psycho bitch March 14, 2004