curdling

The act of cuddling with a fat chick.

Dude I must have had way to much to drink lastnight. When I woke up I was curdling with your wife! All 300 lbs of her.

by groesch November 8, 2012

Churning

The practice of creating unnecessary work or dragging out necessary work in order to increase the amount of money billed to a client. (slang, Amer. Legal)

"I was churning on the Smith case, making sure I had enough billable hours."

by Atticus Funk March 2, 2005

chodling

Derives from the word "chode." Describes the acts associated with handling a chode and all man-areas surrounding it. It can also be used loosely when referring to even spending time with a man who owns a chode.

Girl 1: So did you chodle last night?
Girl 2: We were chodling all night ;)

OR

Girl: What are you doing tonight?
Girl 2: I might just hang out with one of my chodes.

by Chodler December 21, 2006

Chudlington

A large piece of feces dropped from one's anus

What-ho good sir, I do apologise, but I've absolutely destroyed your latrine with a massive chudlington

by Chudleigh February 16, 2019

childling

superficially cute but very high maintenance child with a tendency to cry out for attention at the most inconvenient moments

Why does childling insist on crying when I'm having fun

by _violentfemme_ July 15, 2010

Chumling

A little chum. Someone younger than you who you probably take advantage of in some way...

You do your maths homework? No but my chumling Thomas will sort it out for me!

by Trappers26 November 17, 2010

Churning the Dooky Butter

The action of unclogging a toilet with a plunger after having watery diarrhea

"I heard you got a job at Taco Bell?"
"Yeah its all shits and giggles until I have to start Churning the Dooky Butter"

by Captain Dooky February 9, 2014