Churning

Going to the movies to see an American War movie, stripping down naked, covering yourself in popcorn butter, and masturbating the whole time.

"Did you hear what sexual deviancy Jon practices?"
"No, what?"
"He goes to the movies and starts churning!!"

by captawesome8 February 23, 2015

Chording

The act, or "chore", of performing oral sex on a man with a small, stout penis, or a chode.

The hooker had to go chording around the bar if she wanted all the old guys' money.

by abra2 May 10, 2011

churning the butter

to masterbate in a sense by rotating your dick counter clockwise in the manner somone would when curning butter, while at the same time singing, "churrrnin the butter"

later guys im gonna go churn the butter

by george March 25, 2004

Churping-chicks

The regurgitation of a small chicken. Usually occuring after a night in the more rural areas of England.

"Oh my god, check it out, that guy's churping-chicks!"

by Samuvel January 17, 2009

Churning The Butter

When your slowly twisting the dildo inside of you,hitting the spots of your cervix unattainable from an old fashioned in and out.It feels so good,You wont hurt so much afterwards.

Girl:Whoo grandma I was churning the butter all night long.
Grandmother:I use to churn butter back in my day.Is that what you did?
Girl:No I'm talking about something totally different granny*Smirk*
Grandmother:I'll never understand you kids in this day and age

by PrincessBLARITY November 26, 2015

churning

puking all over someone's dick and blowing them

aha! that gertruud gave me a good old churning in Hamburg yesterday!

by dunccuminmymouth May 15, 2003

Churning Butter

Eatting a chicks ass after your cum has ran out her cunt and down the crack of her ass.

Sue didn't think Tyler was very cute but he always was into churning her butter.

by Jimboozie October 14, 2003