chuffing nora

When somthing bad is/has happening. Although the unfortunate victim handles the possibly multi-leathal situation with unerveing calmness. As though the situation happens worryingly often and seems, to have become an amusing local joke.
west yorkshire, Braford).

" CHUFFING NORA! the round-square's just cum off mi combinar arv'estar!".

by kazzy27 November 11, 2007

chuffnuts

Origin: my ex, East London
Definition: The hair and sweat from your nether regions teamed up with the fluff from your underwear to create those little fluff hair balls that stick to your arse.
Singular: Chuffnut

Ex: Urgh, I've got chuffnuts.
Me: What the fuck are chuffnuts?

Ex: Look at the size of this chuffnut!
Me: *Disgusted* We have been going out for way too long.

by peachy3000 May 9, 2006

nuns chuff

tight pussy

my bitch has a nuns chuff

by nathan j August 9, 2015

chuff pipe

The anal passage. The arse.

To take it up the chuff pipe.

by Chunder September 14, 2006

chuff

The name for a women's genitalia or more commonly pubic area. Used on smack the pony

Nice chuff!!!

by Billy bob bob September 19, 2003

chuffed

1. Pleased or delighted.
2. Annoyed or aggravated.

I was feeling chuffed that both definitions weren't on here. So I added it and now I'm chuffed.

by sir haxalot February 1, 2014

Chuff Nut

A Chuff Nut is when you fart and in the process, slightly shit yourself.

On no...I think I've just fired out a chuff nut

by Rudeboy23 December 21, 2008