by MrMorse June 8, 2019
Get the ChrisPFry mug.The act of masterbating using your own tears as lubrication, whilst thinking about your saviour.
Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
Phrase coined by the Brotherwood of the Machine
by Gilfirkin - BoM July 19, 2019
Get the Christerbate mug.Related Words
chrisper
• Chrispersion
• christer
• Crisper
• Crispering
• Chripper
• chrisberry
• Chriser
• chrisercise
• Chrisfer
A guy that is very memer likes to hypnotizes himself with laugh jokes and plays big chungus over his mic when he feels funny
ChrisPez1 is ChrisPenis1
by GAYFUCKER900 March 18, 2021
Get the ChrisPez1 mug.Christerbation: When a born again Christian guiltily pleasures themselves knowing that they are a dirty sinner but "...boy does gettin dat nut feel good!"
"Oh Jesus! Are you coming or am I?!!!"
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
"Timmy furiously Christerbated then immediately went to church to repent for his vile sins..."
"Christerbation is the act of pleasuring oneself while sinning."
by BigPoppaCheeseMan April 21, 2021
Get the christerbation mug."Damn dude, you know that greasy ol' bag of lard over there with the red hair and freckles got the CrisperCooch.
by Okthenalright June 18, 2021
Get the CrisperCooch mug.Christer is my boyfriend. His full name is Christer John. He such an amazing boyfriend ever! Words can’t explain how much I fall for him. He is kind, loyal, cute, he likes to play basketball and very good at it. He doesn't like to meddle in other people's business. The only thing he care about is meeeeee.
Christer also a joker, but sometimes he can be serious too. Christer never lie to me, he told me (i don’t know but i trust him). and if you're reading this, keep being a good person. prepare for your future, sow all the good things now, and it will come back to you. keep building a connection with God and me. hope our love can last forever <3
Christer also a joker, but sometimes he can be serious too. Christer never lie to me, he told me (i don’t know but i trust him). and if you're reading this, keep being a good person. prepare for your future, sow all the good things now, and it will come back to you. keep building a connection with God and me. hope our love can last forever <3
Christer ; a very nice person
by yourrr pretty girlll November 22, 2021
Get the Christer mug.