A bar that draws a healthy crowd of Chotches - generic, well dressed, absent minded douches.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
These types of bars play the finest in generic, bullshit chart topping pop music. Their idea of classic rock would be Bon Jovi, maybe some Bruce Sprigsteen and the finest mix of one hit wonders.
Hot chicks tend to go to chotch bars, as chotches fit the perfect mold for the corporate world and often times make a decent living - and women like money.
Chotch bars don't have many good beers on tap.
All drinks cost in the double digits.
Their number 1 selling beer is Cornona.
Chotch: Hey I like this place. Great strobe lights.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
Chotch 2: Totally, bro. You want a drink?
Chotch: Get some cornona's bro! Oh and a Blue moon! Don't skimp on the limes. haha
Chotch 2: Totally brah!
Some dude in the chotch bar: Fuck this fucking joint.
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A well established group of four men who have become a tight knit krew with a cult following. Well known in the Geelong region, the Chotchmen are pretty much the best guys you will meet, if you aren't lucky enough to know them already. Through courage and determination, these young men are making a name for themselves in society. They share a passion for socialising and are always seen around the community so don't be afraid to say hi to your friendly neighbourhood chotchmen today!
Plural: Flying Chotchmen.
A well established group of four men who have become a tight knit krew with a cult following. Well known in the Geelong region, the Chotchmen are pretty much the best guys you will meet, if you aren't lucky enough to know them already. Through courage and determination, these young men are making a name for themselves in society. They share a passion for socialising and are always seen around the community so don't be afraid to say hi to your friendly neighbourhood chotchmen today!
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