Chontell

Super sexy female whos name is french for Cinderella and is gonna have awesome babies

Chontell has cute kids

by qualified submariner September 5, 2011

Charts Monkey

1.Someone who is unable to make their own decisions, so has to listen to the charts for their music.
2.Someone who is so boring they only listen to chart music.

That girl over their has the personality of sandpaper, I bet she's a Charts Monkey.

by Rocky Dildoa December 5, 2018

chortel

Nickname for the most corrupt and user unfriendly telecom company in the world.

Person 1: Chortel totally F'ed me over. My bill is over 10,000
Person 2: Serves you right for using them.

by supersan June 9, 2017

chortellini

(Noun) Portmanteau of "chortle" (i.e. laugh) and "tortellini" (i.e. stuffed pasta): a statement that elicits laughter and overall humor.

"My wife's wicked funny diatribe on the fashion of women in her office was like getting a bowl of chortellini."

"His comment about the crazy yellow pants was a delicious bite of chortellini."

by Chortellini Chef September 30, 2009

chartisan

An individual who has perfected the art of chart building for presentations in Corporate america.

This presentation is key to winning the deal, let's bring in our resident chartisan to make sure we look our Powerpoint best!

by Brian Curtice March 3, 2006

Chirting

Flirting with another person by way of online chat

I started chirting with Jackie when work got too boring.

by Middle Child July 7, 2009

Chonty

Slowly replacing "Banter" within public schools. Can be used for any variety of reasons and situations (much like banter) but it is usually used when someone makes a "laddish" comment.

JCH (marxist supporter, tonbridge school): HISTORY CREW. Erm... I need to go get a quality mocha.
Lad #1: CHONTY MATE!

by chiefladbanter January 24, 2011