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Choring

To annihilate the rest of the drugs, particularly Charley.
Hey, what’s Charley choring? S(h)e said s(h)e was going for a ride. Well at least I think that’s what s(h)e said.
by Veg Box January 11, 2019
mugGet the Choringmug.

Chore

- a vagina that is bigger wide then it is long. Or another name is a FUPA

- A wide Vagina with a small hole inside to put your penis, unless you have a chode

- what Females do around the house for Males

- "A female chode"
She is such a fatass, she must have a chore

Wife do this chore for me! You are such a chore
by saltychode1269 December 31, 2011
mugGet the Choremug.

barn chores

Euphemism for acts of a homosexual nature, used primarily by young men to disguise sexual propositions as innocent hard work.
"Noah demanded that Luke help with the barn chores." "Holden is impressed by how enthusiastic Luke and Noah are every time he mentions the barn chores."

Other usage: "Noah, no one has ever helped me with the barn chores quite like you."
by Luke Snyder March 4, 2008
mugGet the barn choresmug.

Chore Tiger

A person who lies in wait, pretending to be sleeping, only to spring a chore on you when you move. Someone who pretends to be sleeping or engrossed in another activity, only to make an inconvenient request of you when you walk by. The chore tiger lies in wait, springing chores on their unsuspecting friends and family.
Shauna is such a chore tiger, I have to sneak out of bed in the morning, otherwise she'll ask me to make her coffee.

I don't call on the way home anymore, Mike is such a chore tiger, he always asks me to make a last minute stop at the store.
by hardwiremike May 11, 2010
mugGet the Chore Tigermug.

Procrastination Chores

Everyday chores that are normally neglected, but which all of a sudden seem like an excellent thing to do around the time when you have to do an important assignment or when you have to study.
Bobis: "Yesterday when i sat down to study, i realized i had to do some procrastination chores and so i ended up cleaning my room, doing some laundry, and refilling my Q-tip container before i actually got anything done."
by Dballa October 1, 2010
mugGet the Procrastination Choresmug.

chore drinking

Having drinks while doing house work or other domestic necessities (packing for a trip, preparing to move, organizing the garage). The alcohol acts as a brain calming agent that allows you to drone on and focus on mundane tasks where you might otherwise get distracted or depressed.
We are moving in a week and I have a million knick-knacks to box up. Time to start the chore drinking and knock those knick-knacks out.

I'm looking forward to moving, but I have to make baked beans because my boyfriend is coming over tonight. I'll just start the chore drinking and get it all done lickety split.
by xophere August 5, 2012
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