Chonken

An offensive term for anyone who is pissing you off but you don't want to swear at.

Oh you fuc... chonken

by A person12436576 February 26, 2013

Chokey Strokey

Slang for autoerotic asphyxiation while masturbating.

Maximizing an orgasm by cutting off air to the brain. Sometimes leads to accidental - and embarrassing - suicide.

The singer from INXS died while doing the Chokey Strokey.

by Anita November 11, 2004

chonky cat

chonky cat is my loved cat named harley, he is fatter than a hippo but he loves everyone and thinks he is a real baby, if you walk in the door (even is ur a stanger) he will run up to you and beg for snuggles.

i walked into my best friends house for the first time today, and chonky cat wanted cuddles.

by Chonkycat101 March 25, 2021

Mega Chonker

A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.

Friend1: "Damn my dog is a Mega Chonker"
Friend2: "He cute but , you should put him on a diet bro"

by Pythonology April 19, 2020

Chonker

Refering to a 2018 meme of a fat housecat. But used more as a generic insult towards anyone about their weight or eating habits.

Another hamburger?! You're such a chonker

by UnSanitary July 7, 2019

chonked in the dot

Literally - fucked in the arse.
Metaphorically - screwed over, cheated

That car service cost me a grand. I got chonked in the dot.

by Sweet Electrical Hum October 18, 2008

Chonken

A fat chicken
A very fat chicken
A fat nugget

Woah! Thats a massive chonken!

by Azcat March 8, 2022