chodemeister

One who leads a life in which is lead by the belief that chodes are holy. These people may sacrifice non-believers to their phallus-gods.

Welcome to the Presbyterian Chode Church! Please ask one of our chodemeisters for a free brochure of our beautiful way of life!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

Chodeliness

Something someone has when they are a total douchebag and or acts like a chode

That guy had mega chodeliness.

by GR][M July 3, 2009

Chodely

1) A way to insult a guy in saying that he is so lame and fat, almost looking like a person size chode in male form. He also has to be cocky and horny but get no girls.

2) Can also be used as fat and ugly

1) He is so chodely, I have a hot snack everytime I see him because he is so ugly and fat! PLEASE DON'T DATE HIM!

2) Ew that sausage is so chodely looking!

by Hotmess27 September 13, 2009

Chodleby

Founded by Chodle B. Johnson in 1897, the Chodle Bees are a group dedicated to the pursuit of fun and exploration. A 'Chodleby' is a singular member of this organization.

Boy 1 "There goes Shane! I wonder what he's up to."
Boy 2 "Ah forget it, he's a Chodleby."
Boy 1 "Aw he's way too cool for us."

by BroParty21 February 14, 2012

chodelife

A man who makes fun of everyone, acts like a dick and will never get a girl

You know that kid Ali? He's such a chodelife

by ehfhedsvuieguiafhurei August 17, 2016

Chodeling

The act of having someone eat your chode (the area between the genitals and the anus; see perineum) while they make repeated and rapid changes of pitch between the low-pitch chest register (or “chest voice) and the high-pitch head register or falsetto.

Last night after dinner my wife gave me a good chodeling. The muffled yodels sounded like we were clubbing baby seals

by GhostofKillDozer November 6, 2019

Chodebert

A name for a male who is inconsiderate, narcissistic, and has zero self awareness.

Ugh, John is being such a chodebert. Making us sit through the entire meeting while he makes up excuses as to why he wasn’t able to finish his work.

by redheaded__ September 21, 2020