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cockshit

1. A general expletive for the usual swearing purposes, like whenever something bad happens.

2. A general insult.
Example 1: I am a moose now!
Example 2: Cockshit!

Example 1: Hey guys, how's it going?
Example 2: You're a cockshit!
by I am not a moose October 15, 2007
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Cockshit

something ridicously frustrating. The first use of this phrase was uttered by Louis "Bo" Berger during a golf outing circa 1996. Mr Berger a very good golfer was having a poor outing. During the final holes of the game, Mr Berger became so frustrated that he became virtually speechless after a bad shot. His mouth opened and nothing came out for a few moments. Finally he blurted out the phrase "cockshit". The stunned onlookers had never heard this phrase before but immediately knew its significance. I was playing with Louis Berger that day....and to this day I use the term to donate a ridicuosly bad golf shot. That is how how the phrase was started. A perfect phrase for an unexpectedly bad turn of events. This is all 100% true. That is how the phrase was started.
That shot was Cockshit........
by karl104 May 7, 2011
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chickchismo

The bizarre odor that permeates the air in the vicinity of chicks who don't bath regularly, especially after 'that time of the month' they're always bragging about. It's somewhere between three day old road kill and an old tuna boat muffler. Lots of 'em will try all sorts of crotch deodorants, but it's useless: most got it, few don't. Don't cry your deceiving little eyes out girls, it's nothing soap won't cure for a few moments.
Goddamn, have we run over a seafaring skunk, or did someone shit a tuna fish? No, dad, that's sis and mom's chickchismo in the back.
by hoze-a September 14, 2008
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hickshit

Someone, usually pertaining to the southern United States, who is so inbred, alcoholic, and country, that they are in their own classification of stupid; hickshit. This type of person usually cackles loudly and annoyingly while guzzling poisoning amounts of alcohol to compensate for their mental retardation.
So my friend Kristen...I think she may be a hickshit.
by titbrunch August 10, 2012
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cockshitballs

exclamation used when one is disappointed, taken aback, or confused.
"You have to do the laundry"
"cockshitballs"

"I'm going to cut off your big toe"
"cockshitballs!"
by nele August 31, 2007
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cockshit

when a girl shits while your cock is in her ass
AHHH DUDE I HAFTA TAKE A COCKSHIT THANX TO THAT BITCH!!
by mach46 May 21, 2009
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chicklit

Chick - Female
Lit - Literature

Similar to a chickflick in that it usually attracts a female audience. A chicklit is a story that is usually posted online by a budding (usually female) author on sites such as fictionpress. They are usually romantic, dramatic, and funny. However, chicklit also refers to a book with a similar romantic-comedy theme. No matter how cliche, a good chicklit can be very addicting.
T -Omigoodness did you read that chicklit about the girl who's torn between the jock, the emo bad boy, and her bff!?

M -No, but you should totally read this other chicklit that's about this girl who is totally in love with this boy who doesn't know she exists!
by little space girl January 18, 2008
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