cottage cheese dick 

(noun). When a penis and the surrounding pubic hairs are covered with dry semen after sexual intercourse.

after Mike railed the whore, he fell asleep, and woke up with cottage cheese dick

cottage cheese dick by Kevinhd86 August 6, 2006

cheesefuck 

The smell of many body odors of different sex's after a long night of partying in a dorm room.

Wow! Holly you're room smells like cheesefuck. What happened last night.

cheesefuck by tubjunk July 22, 2015

Cheesedicking 

verb - To spend all of one's time with their girlfriend thus neglecting their friends. To increasingly blow off your crew to engage in meaningless activities such as pillow talk, excessive cuddling/sex or other related actions.

Bro- Hey where's Dennis ?

Other Bro - He's with his new girlfriend...Again.

Bro- Man, I havent seen him in weeks...

Other Bro- Yeah, his cheesedicking knows no bounds

Cheesedicking by The Arkansas Gypsy February 8, 2010

cheese dick 

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

cheese dick by The Prospect April 30, 2008

cheese dick 

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

cheese dick by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheesedicks 

Cheesedicks refers to people whose motto could be described as "Take everything that you can." These are people that are focused on their needs alone and disregard the feelings and needs of others.

The "cheese" in cheesedicks refers to the cheesy sebaceous matter found between the glans penis and the foreskin in males and the clitoral hood and clitoris in females.

Can be used interchangeably with douches, asshats and dicks.

Those guys at Comcast are some serious cheesedicks.

Why are those cheesedicks blocking bit torrents?

I wish I didn't have to do business with those cheesedicks.

cheesedicks by John Dohhh February 25, 2008

Cheesewich 

A sandwich, but with cheese instead of bread. It's amazing.

Kodi: This bread cheesewich is amazing. o-o

Cheesewich by KoditheTyphlosion November 14, 2011