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Chav

Chav stands for : Council House And Violence - C.H.A.V

a term describing, a British version of what americans would called trailer trash. most commonly seen in full adidas sports tracksuits, and caps. Chavs also commonly wear, fake designer brands and therefore taint the image of these labels, e.g. Burberry Caps.

Notorious for petty crime, and domestic drug use - of course a massive generalization.
Alan 'Oi Dave, was you with them Chavs last week'

Dave 'Me! Hangings out with Chavs?! Fuck off mate! And anyway, i'm too fuckin busy with them shifts at Maccy D's'

Alan 'Yeh fairplay mate, ha, you a fuckin Chav never... Now pass me that wrench, this car's gotta stereo'
by GPSK September 9, 2010
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chav

One of the major downfalls of Britain. Chavs have now become an epidemic by over-breeding and it will be a much more difficult task to rid Britain of these rodents.
Males:
Can be spotted wearing mainly fake versions of burberry, track suits which have been ucked into thier socks, white trainers and endless amounts of cheap gold argos rings and chains.
Female:
Seen with a high, tight ponytail/poker straight hair, fake tan and bad makeup. Will wear tracksuit bottoms/white skinny jeans and normally a plain top with a large poofy jacket. can wear either dolly shoes or desiegner trainers and emense amounts of, again, cheap gold argos jewelery.
additions to this can be chav babies (born and expecting), fags, cheap nd illegal alchahol, mobile phones and baseball caps and hoodie (both hood and cap worn at same time).
On thier own hey are safe but in large numbers be prepared.
The only way to rid Britain of these things is to show them that we are united and beat the shit out of them instead of trying to ignore them and walk away.
another way is to stop calling them chavs and instead call them somehing they would not want to be associated with although that may be difficult.
But keep in mind its good to kick them when they are down!
Chav: OI MATE!!! what the fuck you looking at!!! come on them! you think your so fucking hard init! fuck sake!
Man: *knocks chav out*
by Momiji1005 March 4, 2009
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chav

chav: ite wasteman.

adam: how's your 7 kids?
by adamisonfire18 September 29, 2008
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Chavs

A chav consists of a simple sum:~
hair scraped back, + tight trousers/dangerously short skirt/tracksuit + tight top, (if girl showing alot of clevage) + attitude problem + big gold earings/necklaces and rings (covering every finger so its almost impossible to pick anything up)= female chav

short blond or bleached blond spiky hair + attitude problem + limited voacb consisting of: 'safe', 'innit', 'ya startin?' and 'mint' + one ear pierced with a earing rather than a stud + a few gold rings + socks pulled over their trousers, of their trousers roled up (anything to be noticed) = male chav
Any other group of individuals is advised to stick in bigs numbers, as there is the 4 on 1 rule. a chav will not start unless there is four of them to anyone they're fighting. Just shows how pathetic they are.
by Pinky Mcpea January 9, 2004
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chav

And under culture of growing moronic fags who have never worked and wear the equivalent of a bin bag with a logo on for clothing.

To show How 'hard' they are as they call it, they huddle into large groups (of about thirty) and 'start' on small children or old age pensioners.

But the 'hard' doesn't stop there! They also wear industrial standards gold painted jewelery to make it look like they have been through 'pain'

As well as fashion, they are extremely good at breeding. God knows how when they look like they shoved their piles covered faces into a grease fryer but the average chav can be seen with 6 children and a chavvette mother putrid enough to make you squirm.

They also have an obsession with other peoples moms. Now this is beyond my grasp of why, but if it makes them happy then they should be killed.

Sayings include:
"I shagged ya mom last night and she was good"
"I'll shank ya!!" (see shank)
"Gimme 50p mate!!!"

Overall, chavs are lazy scumbags of Britain who don't work and who the tax payers like ourselves have to pay for. Make them work!

And remember! They want your mom!
I'm walking down a road... 30 chavs appear... MATE GIMME 50p!!! I take a gun out, they run.
by br333br333 March 24, 2008
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Chav

Basically, the British version of an American douchebag. They ride around in crappy tuner cars, dress like gangsters , wear obnoxious amounts of blinged out jewelry (especially earrings), knock up teenage girls, and smoke. Overall, they act like loitering assholes.
Those stupid chavs in the parking lot gave me so much lip I'd like to crack some skulls!
by FL910 September 4, 2009
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chavs

Filth hanging outside McDonalds in large groups attempting to look remotely intimidating.
by Kiwie August 30, 2005
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