FFAD

Abreviation meaning 'Fit From a Distance'.

Dave: Oh man, that girl is amazing!

*Girl gets closer*

Adam: Naah dude, she's nasty! Definitely an FFAD!

by adamisonfire18 October 09, 2008

1a

Someone who is close to being an a1 bloke, but due to some mental difficulties, not quite.

Adam: "Awwh bless him, he tries so hard, his hearts in the right place but his head's screwed on fucking backwards".

Chris: "Yeah, what a 1a bloke".

by adamisonfire18 October 12, 2008

chav

a total cunt.

chav: ite wasteman.

adam: how's your 7 kids?

by adamisonfire18 September 29, 2008