1a

Someone who is close to being an a1 bloke, but due to some mental difficulties, not quite.

Adam: "Awwh bless him, he tries so hard, his hearts in the right place but his head's screwed on fucking backwards".

Chris: "Yeah, what a 1a bloke".

by adamisonfire18 August 17, 2008

chav

a total cunt.

chav: ite wasteman.

adam: how's your 7 kids?

by adamisonfire18 August 05, 2008

FFAD

Abreviation meaning 'Fit From a Distance'.

Dave: Oh man, that girl is amazing!

*Girl gets closer*

Adam: Naah dude, she's nasty! Definitely an FFAD!

by adamisonfire18 August 14, 2008