3 definition by adamisonfire18

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a total cunt.
chav: ite wasteman.

adam: how's your 7 kids?
by adamisonfire18 August 05, 2008

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1a
Someone who is close to being an a1 bloke, but due to some mental difficulties, not quite.
Adam: "Awwh bless him, he tries so hard, his hearts in the right place but his head's screwed on fucking backwards".

Chris: "Yeah, what a 1a bloke".
by adamisonfire18 August 17, 2008

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Abreviation meaning 'Fit From a Distance'.
Dave: Oh man, that girl is amazing!

*Girl gets closer*

Adam: Naah dude, she's nasty! Definitely an FFAD!
by adamisonfire18 August 14, 2008

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