by Gurpal May 24, 2004
A prejudicial expression to define white urban disadvantaged youth. It is normally used by snobbish urbans in denial with their own desenchantment with their careers and life as an young adult in general. Labelling others as "Chavs" is an desperate attempt to feel superior to someone. "Chav" is a term used to alienated those who grew up under very rough conditions (no good family structure, no nice neighbourhood, no adequate role model) and to keep up a ridiculous British class system. Definitions of "Chav" are often exageratted stereotypes, that are not based on real experiences, but repetitions from what it is seen in the Media.
Chavs: Term used by deluded lower middle class young adults to define anyone who they feel to be inferior to themselves.
by Bee Smith September 10, 2006
"Chavs" was originally UK anti-Gypsy slang, much like "N*ggers" in the USA.
It has for roughly five years been used as a group name by middle class English youth to describe their working class (poorer) opposite numbers (usually white and applying to both sexes). It isn't a neutral term: it means ugly, smelly, dirty and so on.
The person using the term most likely considers themselves more sensitive, more artisitc, more open-minded, and more "against teh system!!1!" than the "chavs", and is simply not interested in the following ludicrous ideas:
a) working class people do not all pose a threat to one's health/expensive mobile phone/taxpayer's money(!!11!!)
b) working class people who do pose a threat may do so because of their treatment by the economic system, and not through their own personalities
c) hating working class people based on the fact they can't afford the same expensive "anti-establishment" (Hot Topic and similar) clothes as you is actually playing straight into the hands of the establishment
d) why is Pete Doherty cool but "OMG some smackhead on the street isn't"
e) the working class are "people"
It has for roughly five years been used as a group name by middle class English youth to describe their working class (poorer) opposite numbers (usually white and applying to both sexes). It isn't a neutral term: it means ugly, smelly, dirty and so on.
The person using the term most likely considers themselves more sensitive, more artisitc, more open-minded, and more "against teh system!!1!" than the "chavs", and is simply not interested in the following ludicrous ideas:
a) working class people do not all pose a threat to one's health/expensive mobile phone/taxpayer's money(!!11!!)
b) working class people who do pose a threat may do so because of their treatment by the economic system, and not through their own personalities
c) hating working class people based on the fact they can't afford the same expensive "anti-establishment" (Hot Topic and similar) clothes as you is actually playing straight into the hands of the establishment
d) why is Pete Doherty cool but "OMG some smackhead on the street isn't"
e) the working class are "people"
Middle class young dude: "OMG LOL I saw this Chav woman before with two kids I was like OMG why don't I just kick those kids in the face with my converse trainers like Chuck Norris OMG I should kill them all like that Hitler dude that'd be cool ROFL she's not gonna steal my mobile when I totally kick her kids in the head lol"
His friend: "Yeah I know Chavs aren't very nice people when you think about it"
His friend: "Yeah I know Chavs aren't very nice people when you think about it"
by A. Weekofplenty April 08, 2006
Chavs are literally the number 1 group of people on the entire planet! Wear the best clothes liekk burberry +& shop in JD cuz it is cool. Get out +& about unlike some people (emos) who just stay inside +& slit their wrists. Livin in council estates wer all their friends are so we are never lonely. Hate all emos greebos moshers cuz they is attention seekin twats. Lads are all fit +& so are girls +& chav babies are the cutiest. Smokers +& proud. Liekk 2pac +& akon +& stuff liekk dat cus it is brappin beat. Hav own language cuz we iz deserv 1. Say fings liekk 'braap' 'innit' 'safe' +& shit liekk that.
Chav1: U got any fags bredrin??
Chav2: No go ask dat mosher ovah derr
Chav1: Iz u mental??? I iz no talkin wiv a sweathed
Chav2: Yerr ur rite. Lets go kik is ed in
Chav1: yerr we will win cuz we iz chavs innit bredrin
Chav2: No go ask dat mosher ovah derr
Chav1: Iz u mental??? I iz no talkin wiv a sweathed
Chav2: Yerr ur rite. Lets go kik is ed in
Chav1: yerr we will win cuz we iz chavs innit bredrin
by chav for life liekk March 28, 2008
A chav is someone that looks expensive,
They hate moshers and goths, this is because they are at opposite ends of the scale. Chavs are well dressed and like to show themselves off, a mosher or goth is someone that dresses in black and is covered in grease, they try to sink into the background.
Chavs hang about anywhere that they can get served for booze or fags or just anywhere that they will have a good laugh!
Why do people have a problem with them?
Chavs have great taste in music and listen to hardcore, uprisin' and TFI
They hate moshers and goths, this is because they are at opposite ends of the scale. Chavs are well dressed and like to show themselves off, a mosher or goth is someone that dresses in black and is covered in grease, they try to sink into the background.
Chavs hang about anywhere that they can get served for booze or fags or just anywhere that they will have a good laugh!
Why do people have a problem with them?
Chavs have great taste in music and listen to hardcore, uprisin' and TFI
by dannylad May 24, 2006
chavs are like me. wear lacoste trackies, go t.w.o.c.ing cars (taken without owners consent) and take all sorts of drugs. coke, tablets, lsd, weed, skunk, get bladdered on a friday and saturday night and out looking for a fight every fuckin night. so fuck all u little muppets hu fink chavs r thick coz we'll smash ur fuckin faces in u fuckin gimps
by dom fowler October 31, 2005
a british stereotype.
male chavs wear fake burberry (bought from sketchy market stalls), trainers, fake gold jewellry, and anything they can get from the sports soccer sale. they are seen with cigarettes, drugs and cheap alcohol(eg strongbow or tesco value lager). they also wear a massive tacky fake diamond in their ear.
chavettes wear massive hoop earrings, shitloads of foundation (the oranger the better), fake designer brands , fake uggs, fake tan, fake anything.
chavs live in council houses and will steal your bike.
make sure you don't make eye contact or they'll yell at you in your face, you wont understand what their saying though.
male chavs wear fake burberry (bought from sketchy market stalls), trainers, fake gold jewellry, and anything they can get from the sports soccer sale. they are seen with cigarettes, drugs and cheap alcohol(eg strongbow or tesco value lager). they also wear a massive tacky fake diamond in their ear.
chavettes wear massive hoop earrings, shitloads of foundation (the oranger the better), fake designer brands , fake uggs, fake tan, fake anything.
chavs live in council houses and will steal your bike.
make sure you don't make eye contact or they'll yell at you in your face, you wont understand what their saying though.
What do you call a chavette with two brain cells?
Pregnant
Chav a and chav b race off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
what should you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse to make sure
Why shouldn't you run over a chav on a bike?
it might be your bike
brrrrrrap braaaaap dat iz bare sik mannn ennit dooooo
Pregnant
Chav a and chav b race off a cliff. Who wins?
Society
what should you do if you run over a chav?
Reverse to make sure
Why shouldn't you run over a chav on a bike?
it might be your bike
brrrrrrap braaaaap dat iz bare sik mannn ennit dooooo
by blahwhat January 31, 2010