Mississippi Chardonnay

Upon receiving anal penetration followed by internal ejaculation (see anal creampie), the bitch proceeds to shart the jizz into a wine glass and consume the resulting cocktail.

Ay mayne that bitch wanted a Mississippi Chardonnay an' I was like Aaay do ya own thang hoe.

by REDxIV January 16, 2011

Chardonnay whore

Woman (commonly a cougar) at a bar, who will for a glass of cheap wine (commonly Chardonnay) be all yours.

Dude, she's totally a Chardonnay whore!

by Ronnierampalot February 1, 2013

Chardonap

An involuntary or unexpected nap taken after drinking ones fair share of wine.

Where's grandma? She was drinking wine earlier so I'm pretty sure she's taking a chardonap.

by The Chizzler July 19, 2015

Chared

over cooked and burnt to fucking.

OR

getting shot and killed/ murked in the streets. This is depending on where you live as well.

"Bruhhh that fuckin burger on yo grill is chared"

"Bruh did you see little Johnnie and ol dun dun get chaed down bruh bruh. Shit fucked up bruh bruh "

by Don Brown August 15, 2016

Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

Chardog

THIS MAN IS A FUCKING LEGEND anyone with the nickname chardog dicks atleast 10 beers everytime he goes out and outsmokes anyone who smokes wit him he also has a large cock

Pussy: chardog I bet I could out drink you any day dawg
Chardog: nah bitch
4 hours later
Pussy: damn chardog u were right ur way better and have a far larger cock than me

by Yardogyuh234 December 2, 2019

Chared

Chard - pronounced /SHärd/ Definition- When someone guts the inside of a van to make it into living space but has no idea what they're doing and ultimately does far more damage than good. Often exhibited when pro shop help is trying to assist but for every one thing the shop assembles the owner takes 3 more things apart and breaks all of them. The final appearance of a van being Chared cannot be distinguished from the damage left by a tweeker on meth and is often seen driving down the road with a lawn chair for a front seat and missing windows with personal belongings blowing out in the wind.

"I went to look at a used van today but I looked inside and it was Chared beyond repair"

"Don't let that person work on your van or it will be Chared"

by AwesomePossumVanWorks September 22, 2020