Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives

Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub

by Aldoism October 2, 2016

chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.

The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.

by Alex Nye April 24, 2005

chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.

God, this chair feels so good in my ****!

by Wangtastic May 13, 2005

Chair

Were you sit your butt down when your tired or just to lazy to do anything.

"Hey kid take a seat in that chair and we may begin..."
"Ok."

by Black Dragon! September 13, 2015

Chair

A place you sit your ass when you’re to lazy to sit down

I’m gonna go sit on that chair because I’m a lazy fuck

by Some guy you will never know!! October 24, 2018

chair

Wait... you dont know what a chair is?!

*john*imma sit in that chair over there*
*dave*"whats a chair?"
*john*"we are no longer friends"

by mc chicken on the beat June 16, 2018

chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.

Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol

by OGLIC July 15, 2018