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Chaired

Alike to benching a footballer. One of the boys on a night out is so inebriated that hes been seated by force until the taxi arrives
Aldo was so pissed we chaired him at the pub
by Aldoism October 2, 2016
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chairness

From plato's republic. A word of the "day" in Academic Decathlon.
Litteraly, likeness to a chair. In its true form, how much this object, only a representation of, is like its true incarnation.
The chairness of this bee is at an improbability of imaginary one.
by Alex Nye April 24, 2005
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chair

Device used to stimulate sensual peasure by vibrating when placed against the genitalia.
God, this chair feels so good in my ****!
by Wangtastic May 13, 2005
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chair

Chair another word for claire the nice girl who is always there and is nice and will do anything for you
Claire is a chair
by LieutenantOfArtemis June 16, 2019
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Chairing

Charing is a combination of chair and sharing. The saying goes sharing is caring so this is when you grab a seat for your friend to sit down in cause you care about their comfort. Or when you let someone else sit in the same seat as you and share the seat to be nice to them.
Kelly: "I saw Matt and Anna charing last night at the party".
Gigi: "disgusting she's a slut, I knew something was going on between them.

Gubs: "here you go bro". (puts chair down for his friend with no seat)
Steve: "thanks for chairing bro".
Gubs: "I got you"
by Gods Dog July 21, 2021
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Chair

To sit on someone at a disco with your legs spread like Jesus parting the Red Sea while you eat the face off them
What’s going on here? Oh they’re chairing.
by Whatsuppal January 26, 2020
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chaires

Cutest hynas in the world they’re so open minded and shit and love you no matter what.
Yo what’s your last name

My last name is chaires

I knew it since you’re so fine lol
by OGLIC July 15, 2018
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