Chanfer

The situation which occurred due to Chan being friendly with Zevfer and Chan being unable to let go of Zevfer even though Zevfer is a pain in the ass

Little: I want to see how much he knows
Blunt: End it before you pull a Chanfer

by RandomGaymer42069 May 23, 2021

Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”

Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’

by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

Dirty Chaffee

The act of taking taken a newly met down syndrome clown to a remote field to lick whip cream off their dirty unwashed pubes. At this point a state trooper who also has Down syndrome catches you and joins in on the act of super passionate love making.

I just pulled the hardest dirty chaffee ever.

by Big daddy carlos December 23, 2022

caffer

A word commonly heard in portage that was brought over by a south african millionaire that doesn't work and married a doctor. Mostly used as an insult and in south africa is worse then calling somebody a nigger basically.

Mike " Hey Jamie you caffer bitch, bring me some water !!! "

by 13 Times February 15, 2006

caffers

A disgusting, blob-like creature that is formed from pure, concentrated cancer.

It's mating call resembles the sound of someone puking.

Jaypurs, that caffers is really fucking disgusting.

by Agnew March 23, 2005

Chamfer

To fail at something in the worst and most embarassing possible fashion

"He chamfered that shot good and proper"

by BombBomb May 24, 2003

Chiffer

Chair Sniffer - A guy who sniffs a chair for "aroma" after a female walks away from it

The chiffer was on his knees smelling the chair just seconds after the office secretary walked away.

by Chiffer2525 July 11, 2009