Chonk 

A tub of lard that goes by the name Tushar.

Oh the Chonker is scoping today? He’ll need two adjoined endoscopy rooms to fit his fat chonk ass.

Chonk by GI J October 14, 2020

Chonk 

A Chonk is defined as being equivalent to a long long long long. It is disputed how the "long" prefixes affect the size of the Chonk. Some experts argue that a Chonk is equal to 256 bits while others argue it is 4096 bits.
Klaus is to work on a formal treatise to determine its size.

"I hereby define a Chonk as a long long long long"

Chonk by Cizzin January 29, 2021

chonk 

A green 2004 ford f1shitty that lives in Florida, he can carry memes and all your profit.. I mean friends in the dented bed and need no belt to drive. truly he is a joy to be around but he may brake

yo did you see chonk in the drive way today

chonk by The1TruePhoenix June 22, 2022

chonk 

Phat. Very raw. Gangster.

"Yo son you peeped the new 2 Ray Mo CD? That shit is tha CHONK dog."
"My boy gave me these crazy pills son they get you so wrecked, theyre the fucking chonk."

chonk by Merz February 6, 2003

Chonk 

A cannabis "placebo", as such.

A non-existant type of cannabis whoes side effects include:

Feeling randy
Seeing white lights as red

The excuse for it being tasteless is due to the fact that it's boiled in milk to take out the flavour, this leads to the 3rd side effect:

The inability to eat dairy products, such as meat.

Used to trick people into thinking they're smoking pot.

Joe: "Are you feeling it yet?"
Shelly: "Yer, I'm well horny"
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Shelly: "Why can't I taste it?"
Matt: "Err, 'cos it's been boiled in milk"

Chonk by PlugDude July 6, 2005

chonk 

A considerably desirable vagina.

I hit that chonk in various positions.

chonk by Anonymous September 26, 2003

chonk 

an extremely hot,attractive, and desirable female, usually posessing a donk

that girl is chonk ... im gonna hit that.

chonk by chonkanddonk December 8, 2004