Cletus

a little fucking bitch, a piece of redneck white trash shit.

Yo fool why were you fucking that goat in the ass last night? Who you think you are, Cletus.

by Nick D March 12, 2003

cletus

A fatass idiot who doesn't know anything. Right wing fanatic without being able to explain why. Self-proclaimed "straight as an arrow", but mother has described him as a "crippled gay man"

Cletus sashayed down the hall to talk to "hith betht friend" while denying he was a homosexual.

by Cindy July 29, 2004

cletus cockmaster

When a girl takes a man's dick and squeezes it between her nose and her upper lip

Sally asked Bob, "Want me to give you a cletus cockmaster?"
Bob answered,"Shhhhhh."

by Tight Gonk March 5, 2009

cletus

When you see a really ugly girl, and want to put on your soccer shoes and kick her in the face

Damn she's one ugly cletus!

by Jakov O'Soare December 14, 2003

cesus

This is the name of the second of a legendary coupling of heroes, one that will go on forever:
Zod & Cesus.
No, Cesus is not partnered with Zod from Superman.
Cesus is partnered with Zod,another legend, and together, they will conquer your brains by smashing the C-Stick in Brawl.

Omg, Cesus just pwned me with Sonic's C-stick.

by irtehrobot April 14, 2010

cerust

Cereal dust that accumulates at the bottom of the box.

All that's left of this box of Cheerios is the cerust.

by Rhondaa November 19, 2017

Certusian

A virtual terrorist group that causes harm to gamers

"Certusian have struck again at a small Minecraft community!"

by silvervideoo July 17, 2021