When a movie premise is thought of with sincerity and ambition, then ego and money come in, take a wire hanger, and scrape out an underdeveloped movie fetus and present it to the world with no shame.
Cynthia: Have you seen that new M. Night Shyamalan movie?
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
Debbie: Ugh yeah. It was a total cinematic abortion.
Cynthia: Yeah. My uterus hurt the entire time.
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Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!
Guy2: James' family was brutally slaughtered by the zombies and he had to leave his wife and child for dead in the attic to barely survive.
Guy1: Oh the cinemanity!
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The result of watching a movie where the plot builds to the point of the viewer expecting an action sequence or climax of the movie to occur yet they are left in suspense for an extremely long period of time.
We were watching "Inglorious Bastards" when I got cinematic blue balls from the expectation of some Nazi killing, but the next scene only turned out to be more dialogue.
by thatboatguy December 20, 2009
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The use of camera positions and movements in order for the director to establish changes of situaton and mood.
The use of camera positions and movements in order for the director to establish changes of situaton and mood.
While making his new horror film, Steven needed to use cinematography to show the audience what was going on.
by ryan_991 November 21, 2007
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Thus Cinematography is the original and most important aspect of a film.
Thus Cinematography is the original and most important aspect of a film.
The cinematography on that new Aronofsky film was beautiful! Such color and form!
or
The cinematography on that was terrible, shaky, and had no sense of color.
or
The cinematography on that was terrible, shaky, and had no sense of color.
by cine_student May 6, 2011
Get the Cinematography mug.The feeling(s) which occur upon getting out of your seat, leaving the cinema, and rehabilitation into society. worsened deeply if the movie you're leaving was just plain bad. effects include:
- nausea
- sudden extreme tiredness
- headrush
- loss of focus due to the sudden bright light, reacting
against the 2 hours of near-darkness which have just
occured
- stomach ache, from eating nothing but popcorn for 2 hours
and many more, depending on the person.
The only known cure is to go in to see another movie.
- nausea
- sudden extreme tiredness
- headrush
- loss of focus due to the sudden bright light, reacting
against the 2 hours of near-darkness which have just
occured
- stomach ache, from eating nothing but popcorn for 2 hours
and many more, depending on the person.
The only known cure is to go in to see another movie.
*man gets up from his seat at It's a Boy/Girl Thing.*
"owwwwwwwwwww..."
"what's wrong sir? was the movie painfully bad? cinema hangover? both?"
*man looks around and collapses*
"owwwwwwwwwww..."
"what's wrong sir? was the movie painfully bad? cinema hangover? both?"
*man looks around and collapses*
by the lolagon January 14, 2008
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Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"
Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"
by Peenwhistle May 5, 2006
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