peenwheelie

The act of balancing and propelling on ones erect penis without the use of hands or feet.

"My boy tried to perform the ever elusive peenwheelie last night to impress his lady, but ended up stubbing his member...OUCH!"

by peenwhistle May 18, 2006

Cinematard

One who is completely lacking movie knowledge.

Heather - "Hey Greta, wanna see that new Tom Hanks movie, Mission Difficult II?

Greta - "Um you mean the new Tom CRUISE movie, Mission Impossible III? Girl, you are a real cinematard!"

by Peenwhistle April 25, 2006