Cape Catholic

A person who olny attends church on four holidays Christmas, Ash Wednesday, Palm Sunday, and Easter!

Eg.

What religon are you?
I am a Cape Catholic.

by Bong Hitz Crew December 7, 2010

cathohick

(N.) A religious Catholic living in a rural area, usually in the Midwestern United States. Generally found in a belt stretching from Wisconsin through Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and Pennsylvania.

That goddamn Irish-German cathohick priest outdrank me at the fair!!!

by Quackahick November 19, 2013

catposting

A post made to social media involving pictures of the poster's cats.

I'm catposting about my kitty sleeping in the sun.

by Mattjod May 17, 2022

serra catholic

A bitch ass school

I would hate to go to Serra catholic.

by Borat696978 September 17, 2017

A.P. Catholic

An Ash Wednesday-Palms Sunday (A.P.) catholic is really not a practicing catholic, but rather somebody who claims that they are. In reality, they only go to church on Ash Wednesday and Palms Sunday because they get something in return.

Who are those people in front of us? I've never seen them before" "They're A.P. Catholics." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! That explains it.

by drummerboy97 March 26, 2011

Catholic University of America

A drinking school with a Catholic problem in NE Washington, DC.

I was gonna go to mass, but I had to go to K's Saturday night.

by A Reganite December 7, 2004

holiday catholics

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008