hung like a cashew

To have a penis that when not hard, is the size and general appearance of a cashew nut dangling between your legs.

That guy over in the showers is hung like a cashew.

by Ray Babycakes July 18, 2006

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Chocolate coated cashew

When a female sexual partner excretes feaces onto a male partner's testicles then proceeds to nibble on the area.

"Shazza gave me the nicest chocolate coated cashew last night".

"Suck on my chocolate coated cashew".

by Ken Leee October 29, 2008

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To ejaculate inside of the vagina and then immediately pull out and kick the vagina repetitively.

Josh:I did the Cashew Crunch Kick on Stacy and she had no idea it was cumming.

Katrina:That's sweet dude!

by KetchupSunshine November 08, 2010

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they are not made nuts, they are actually made fruits and those are the seeds of the fruits.

Cashews, Almonds, Pecans, and frecs are not all nuts.

by bigdaddyyourmom October 13, 2020

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"Cashew!"

"Was that you, Dave?"
"...No..."
*both slowly look at the nut*
*Dave eats it*

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Someone that can't be bought. That doesn't like greed and people think he/she is crazy.

by Doc Ellis May 01, 2024

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A bastardization of cishet, someone who is both cis and het

ayo bruh you not gay? you a total cashew

by georger0171 July 20, 2021

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