cartastic

Brendan Dane

Brendan is cartastic!

by Buenastardes March 9, 2023

Carhartt Voltron

When one homie fucks his woman in a carhartt beanie, another bro inn a carhartt hoodie, one in carhartt jeans, and one in carhartt boots.

John: “Me and the boys formed a carhartt voltron.”
Mary: “Wtf is that?”
Brad: “Don’t fucking tell her dude!”

by Dungeonmaster420 March 27, 2024

Carhartt

Clothing brand with a fairly tough material which is most suitable and well known for outdoor use and manual labor.

"The girl wearing the Carhartt jacket gave me wood".

by nothingsean1984 January 31, 2024

cartarded

Someone who believes that Playboi Carti will drop his album on Friday

"Dude that guy really thinks Carti's dropping 'I AM MUSIC' on Friday, he's so cartarded!"

by backcore March 5, 2025

Carhartt Asshole

Carhartt Asshole (noun)
A specific breed of menace.

Someone who wears Carhartt like it’s a personality trait and uses it as a license to be loud, rude, emotionally unavailable, and mildly intimidating for no reason.

Usually believes being “real” = being an asshole. Think: work boots indoors, zero inside voice, and the vibe of someone who tailgates you in traffic and calls it character building.

Common traits:
Swears they’re “just blunt”
Treats kindness like a scam
Has beef with customer service workers unprovoked
Thinks empathy is soft
Either actually works hard or cosplays blue-collar toughness

Yeah he showed up in a Carhartt jacket, interrupted everyone, and acted like decency was optional. Total Carhartt asshole.

by Earthsigngaia December 16, 2025

Cartastrophe

Any situation involving 1. Sufficient cars and 2. Sufficiency stupid drivers of said car that's a nightmare to deal with.

Dammit, we'll never get through that cartastrophe out of this parking lot

by Chunkmastarr January 9, 2026