Carmichael

A guy that passes out from the fumes of his own shit and doesn't know which hole to put it in when having sex with his cousins.

Carmichael is an ass licking homosexual.

by spedgy March 3, 2022

Carmichael

When a woman gives you a blowjob, while she is sitting on the toilet.

Guy 1: "Dude, this chick gave me a Carmichael last night!"
Guy 2: "No way! She's a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 19, 2022

Carmichael

When you receive a blowjob from someone, while they are seated on a toilet. AKA reverse blumpkin.

Guy 1: "Dude, I got out of the shower last night and my girl immediately gave me a carmichael."
Guy 2: "Woah man, you've got a freak!"

by Thebartenderslastcall July 22, 2022

carriechockie

To get someone in a headlock and then to walk about with them.

I will get you in a Carriechockie if you carry on.

by Lynch_um December 5, 2023

carrickfergus academy

carrickfergus academy is home of the chavs and land of the roadmen. the rules are stupid, the ceilings are falling apart and the windows all have mold on them. everybody fails there gcses and the prefects are all snobish

james- “what school do you go to?”
bobby- “carrickfergus academy, mate”
james- “ahh that schools well shite”

by haroldsangel February 8, 2025

Capricholy

A mixed feeling of playful joy and melancholy, adding up to a bittersweet nostalgic emotion.

Exploring my hometown's playground gave me a sense of capricholy. I missed all the friends I made here.

by neruisdead February 15, 2025

mitch carmichael

Shifty West Virginian politician. Frequently fails at counting to five. Sits on a throne of lies.

Hater of teachers, children, working WV families. also hates John Denver songs, pepperoni rolls, cardinals, rhododendron, brook trout, sugar maple trees, and the WV Mountaineers.

There is no school Monday: thanks Mitch Carmichael.

by WV Strong May 9, 2018