Sabrina Carpenter 

Sabrina Carpenter is not only my favorite singer and actress, but she is my family. She is so open and genuine to all of her fans. Sabrina is so beautiful on the inside and out. It's such a shame that there are people calling her a Disney star because she is so much more than that and has so much potential. I predict that she is going to be as big as her musical influences Adele and Rihanna. If you have never listened to her music, why are you still here? Go listen! Yes, you! Go listen!

And her acting... Sabrina is one of the best there is. She does many different roles and even tried one out of her comfort zone! It is easy to tell that Sabrina loves what she is doing. You can watch her in Girl Meets World, The Hate U Give, Tall Girl, and many more projects! Coming up she has Clouds, Work It and more she hasn't mentioned yet!

I love Sabrina with every part of my heart and can't wait to see her change the world! :)

Mom: You need to stop obsessing over Sabrina Carpenter.

Me: She has been there for me when you weren't.

Mom: She is a nothing.
Me: She is my everything, and my family. That's all that matters.

Sabrina Carpenter by Johnny Wolf October 9, 2019

Helen Carpenter 

A female called Helen who is a carpenter.

Helen Carpenter has an enormous pair of drawers.

Helen Carpenter by Mrs. Cassidy January 18, 2009

Liquid Carpenter 

This is another name for paintable caulk that lousy carpenters use to cover their mistakes. Typically used when the workman does not know how to miter wood so the joints are tight and no cracks are visible. Or, if the guy who installed your sheet rock walls cut the holes too big for the outlets so he puts on the wall plates and caulks the gaps.

You actually paid someone to install those windows? That douche must have used 10 tubes of liquid carpenter. What a shitty job! The guy who put that molding up should have his fingers cut off. Look at all the liquid carpenter he used to fill the gaps.

Liquid Carpenter by bobby ga noote April 23, 2013

Karen Carpenter 

Best female vocalist ever. With brother Richard, made up the pop duo, the Carpenters, who rose to fame in the 1970's. Karen suffered from Anorexia and died at the age of 32 in 1983. However, she should be remembered not for her illness or death, but her talent and kindness as a human being.

Karen Carpenter's voice was that of an angel on earth.

Karen Carpenter by musicluvr2185 September 20, 2006

The Carpenter's Level 

Sitting in a tub of water and farting while squeezing your legs together and trying to keep the fart bubble from coming out below your knees.By carefully raising or lowering your legs you can actually contain the bubble midway between the anus and the knees,thus attaining level.

Doing the carpenter's level in the tub is almost like playing one of those B-B in the maze games.

The Carpenter's Level by wolfbait51 May 5, 2011

Charisma Carpenter 

American Actress best known for portraying the character Cordelia Chase on the TV program Buffy The Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel. She was also featured on Veronica Mars, and can be seen in the 2010 big budget film The Expendables along side Jason Statham, Jet Li, and Sylvestor Stallone. She has posed for Playboy and is currently filming Fast Five with Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Paul Walker.

Charisma Carpenter is an original cast member of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Charisma Carpenter by Serenity1976 July 11, 2010

Played the Carpenter 

Getting nailed biblical style.

We were totally doing missionary and he totally played the carpenter.

Played the Carpenter by FKTR September 25, 2010