staircase carnivore

Giving brain on a stairwell.

He had to watch footage of her being a staircase carnivore to believe it.

by Autyfoxx16 December 26, 2022

Carnivorous

A scandalous scallywag whom creeps and crawls while high on crystal meth ; waiting and fending off imaginary skin bugs until their friend/peer/family/ or any individual at all to leave the vicinity. Once said person has exited - the treacherous reptilian wench (Likely named Chaz, Earl, Brandi, or Matilda) rummages with extreme slightly impressive haste and speed like Dobby with a whole pack of socks... leaving nothing behind, except crack dust, scabs, and broken Newports...

Usually only acquires petty change and broken power tools.. Just to forget the stolen goods whereabouts when they awaken after their 5 day binger.

They have NO Regerts

Person One: Yo did you see how fast crystal meth matilda rummaged Coach Mikes car?!

Person Two: Fuck yeah, I was gonna mind my business and look the other way but that carnivorous squirrel necked dickhead fucking left scabs all over my Tuna Sandwich! Now I'm calling the Popo

Person One: -.-

**Pew Pew

by CarnivorousDelithes April 7, 2023

carnivorous forest

A big hairy bush on a woman, esp. dark haired. Looks like a forest and "eats" man meat.

I spent last nite sexploring my Greek girlfiend's carnivorous forest.

by screeb2 April 21, 2010

Social carnivore

Someone who is hungry for and desperate for a social interaction with someone else.

Timmy - Greg won't stop asking me to hang out.

John - Its because he's a social carnivore Timmy.

by Your urban friend November 4, 2017

Carnivorous Cheeks

When a female's pants wedgie in between her gluteal muscles.

"Did you see how Sadie's ass ate up her leggings? That is one pair of carnivorous cheeks."

by TesticuloTheSexGod April 2, 2023

Carnivore

Some one who loves to eat meat if you know what i mean heheh

James is a carnivore he loves heating meat of boys

by Vaupen September 13, 2018

Teriyaki Carnivore

(adjective, noun) A name for someone who eats a lot of meat and never looses his/her sweet, fine ass.

Melissa will always be a Teriyaki Carnivore, as long as she doesn't eat too much ice cream and Chick-fil-a french fries.

by Christy Jennings January 14, 2008