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craniorectumitis 

a medical condition described as having your head up your ass.
that stupid motherfucker has craniorectumitis.
craniorectumitis by super rhoid April 29, 2006

candivore 

"Candy eater". An organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of candy and sweet foods made with sugar or syrup combined with fruit, chocolate, or nuts.
She's a candivore during the holidays, eating all of the cookies and chocolates that were given as gifts.
candivore by bigdoggirl December 24, 2013

Carnivale 

HBO drama set during the Great Depression which follows a travelling carnival throughout the southwestern US. Also focuses on a demonic preacher in California. with whom one carnie will eventually meet in the final battle of good v. evil. Five-stars for intelligent storyline, cinematography and creepitude.
I watch Carnivale every week because I'm ever so special.
Carnivale by CPatch January 31, 2005

craniorectal inversion 

A state of being usually adopted by middle management types whereby one's head is inserted into one's own arse. Considered to be quite an accomplishment by middle management types, given that their heads are at the same time permanently stuck in the respective arses of upper management types.
Psychologist: "The patient appears to be suffering from a chronic case of craniorectal inversion. What does he do for a living?"
Psych ward Nurse: "He's the manager of the Hospital's Human Relations team. He answers to the Director."
Psychologist: "Say no more."

Curvivore 

A man who loves a woman with meat.
Her curves bring out my curvivore!
Curvivore by yumbigbabe October 30, 2016

Carnivorous Cum Cave 

Sally has one mean Carnivorous Cum Cave
Carnivorous Cum Cave by Roboticus August 25, 2008