Refusal to engage in sexual activity with vegetarians or vegans due to the funky smell of rotten veg or tofu and their constant referral to themselves as vegans/vegetarians.
I’d love to have sex with you Cassandra but I’m carnivoresexual and I saw you eat a turnip last week at Sebastian’s and talk for 2 hrs about it afterwards, so I must decline.
by Tinklinson McLumpkin April 4, 2018