chile corn carne

when you eat carne asadas and then take a large diarrhea on a womans bare chest/breast nad tittie fuck them while sucking vagina

man, i had the best chile corn carne while i was at ShaNiquas house, biggest titties ever!!

by koman April 6, 2007

Dimi Con Carne

Dimi Con Carne is a spicy mexican dish prepared by the 'hands of god'. It is made using an assortment of staple ingrediants including; red kidney beans, onion, chilli, 'dimi speciaility hot sauce' and requires locally sourced 'hands of god'.

The dish is served best on its own or can be used as a topping on nachos or tacos.

Mexican Amateur: "How can I improve the taste quality of my Con Carne?"

Senorita Dimexicana "Add Dimi Con Carne to your dish and it'll soon be your party favourite!"

by dimi t May 13, 2014

willy con carne

A man covers his wee-wee with chilli then fucks a girl anally. Then makes her suck the shitty-chilli.

"She said i wasn't hot enough, so i gave her the willy con carne" -Brian

"Duuuuuuude" -Andy

by JackandCairo February 23, 2011

Indifferent Dolores Con Carne

An Indifferent Dolores variant in which the female sits in front of the male holding a stick (roughly 3 to 4 feet long) on which is attached a piece of cooked meat. The male then urinates on the back of the female's head while eating the meat.

I wanted an indifferent dolores con carne, but she can't cook.

by Christian Andover April 24, 2008

Las Cortinas de Carne

n. An attempt to muster one's poor use of high school Spanish to describe the unusually droopy and gnarly condition of a woman's vagina. Translates literally from Spanish as "the curtains of beef." See also beef curtains, beef drapes, or steak curtains.

"No me gustan las cortinas de carne."

by Chris O.. September 4, 2008

Marco Carnes

A pubey virgin faggot who will die when he is 40 lonely as fuck never touching a woman. Kid can not drink and is a wicked nerd 🤓. YOU DONT WANT TO BE THIS KID

Oh that was a marco carnes (talking about a kid who couldnt have a conversation with a girl so he made ridiculous noises and ran away)

by Mr. Secrets January 26, 2019

caca con carne

Taking a firey sweaty massive poop after eating chili con carne.

Person1: hey mate gotta take a crap
Person 2: didnt you just eat chili con carne?
Person 1: yeah i did!
Person 2: quick go do your caca con carne before you do chili con carne con pants!

by poowacko May 23, 2016