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desert caravan

1. To engage in an activity in an extremely slow, un-enthusiastic and annoying manner.

2. To dive a route like you are savoring every last bit of the experience and not paying attention to details.

3. To drive a vehicle at a speed where if there was an accident no one or nothing would be damaged.
4. A Slow long lived Geriatric Gang Bang!
1. Guy1: "Hey why don't you overtake that dickhead?"

Guy2: " I would but the road is poor and there are multiple cars in desert caravan"

Guy1: "Soft"

Guy2: "No Desert Caravan"

2. Guy1: "Man that was a big smorgasbord dinner"

Guy2: "Yeah I'll say. How about we desert caravan the way home"

Guy1: "Already engaged"

Guy2: " Ha ha"
3. Girl1: "My god my arse is sore!"

Guy1: "Well we did have a baseball bat in your klacka to take up the slack during the desert caravan?"

Girl1: "Ha ha yeah it went for so long I forgot about that!"

Guy1 Girl2: "Ha ha you dirty whore!"
by mooroobool November 13, 2013
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the caravan

same as the minivan but with two guys
I was minivanning this MILF and my buddy opened the sliding door and it was transformed like optimus prime into the caravan
by theminivan May 8, 2015
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Bens Caravan

by jaaackem May 2, 2019
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Plant Caravan

Place to share awesome photos of your garden and figure out how to stop having your plants die
Aww I lost another succulent. Let me check plant caravan to see if anyone has any advice
by cjwilliams135 August 18, 2020
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Struggle Caravan

Similar to a Struggle Bus, but worse. While a bus makes many annoying stops, a caravan has to go very far very slowly because it is drawn by oxen and not powered by an engine.
When I was already late to my job, I crashed my car into a tree. Looks like my day just turned from a Struggle Bus into a Struggle Caravan.
by Beetus Buddy March 20, 2021
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Kody caravan <3

The most fittest person out there he’s so amazing he’s just the best love him so much
Oh my god! Kody caravan <3 is so fit !!!
by broookerobertson April 1, 2022
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Caravaggio

Carvaggio is defined in one word: Badass.
Son of a bitch was the most bitchin' painter around 1600 A.D., and he brawled his way around Italy.
He was so badass, the Pope fucking pardoned him for killing some dude in a bar, just so he could come back to Rome (he had been on the run) and paint for some Renaissance-era Christian mercenaries/pirates who just so happened to love epic art.
Damn, son. Damn.
Art student: Professor, who was the guy who painted multiple grotesque beheadings SO BEAUTIFULLY?

Art professor: You must be referring to Caravaggio. *does not try to hide gleam of admiration in eyes* Damn, he was a badass.
by InAweOmg February 6, 2010
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