Ass Capsule

(n)- A jar, or any type of container, consisting of an age old fart from years past. Sometimes buried or simply placed on a nearby shelf.

When Abraham Lincoln's Ass Capsule was found, people, both North and South, cherished the rich scent of his noble brand.

by Dr. Petile July 22, 2011

copulate

To fornicate, an act usually followed by a steamy excrement of relief. Well, for me anyway.

I copulated with your aunties and then defecated on their bed in response to my pleasure.

by Didda Tinkle July 6, 2004

Cupulated

When one ear shows more of a "C" shape than the other ear; thus making your ears asymmetrical.

"Hey Pat, your right ear is more cupulated than your left ear!"

by LbCs May 18, 2013

camulate

Stimulate (masturbate) on webcam site

I will camulate all day.

by qpa January 6, 2014

Copulated

An area where a lot of cops populate.

I’m not driving down Belair rd, it’s to copulated.

by Missy_Lanius October 30, 2020

captain calculate

1: A mythical figure whom possesses math skills of a much higher level than that of an average mortal man. (Believed by some to have the ability to solve complex quadratic equations with minimal expenditure of time and/or physical exertion.)

2: One whom has the ability to go medieval on that seemingly unsolvable and obscure "The train left the station" problem's ass.

"Im no captain calculate, but 31 divided by 2 doesn't exactly perplex me."

by The Math Merlin January 11, 2008

copulateology

The study of all things having to do with the fashion in which Man copulates.

"I can't believe you used the word copulateology!"

"/I/ can't believe you said it was a word!"

by Scott September 1, 2003