Crapper

Named after the inventor of the modern toilet, Thomas Crapper of England

I need to use the crapper.

by lenny May 13, 2005

Tap Crapper

Describes a person who is so paranoid that someone might hear them crapping, that they turn on the tap to drown out the sound of dookies hitting the toilet.

Larry: "where's Dave?"
Tom: "Oh, he's still in the bathroom. Got the tap on and everything, he's such a tap crapper."
Larry: "The man has issues.."

by MiZZ EEL June 20, 2008

tub crapper

When a person gets too large for a conventional toilet bowl and has to crap in a bath tub.

I bet that fat dude is a tub crapper

by smollenkopf October 3, 2008

Megan Capper

The coolest kid you will ever meet

Megan Capper is so cool

by UnknownFF84 April 29, 2019

Love In The Crapper

When you wake up in the morning with a sensation in the pit of your stomach causing you to feel as if you are in love however if you then proceed to take a crap you revert to feeling absolutely fine.

Dude, i woke up in the morning and i felt like i was in love with Jane but i went to the shitter and now there is Love In The Crapper

by MisterP93 March 2, 2009

The Crapper

An amazing automatic device that can let you take a crap anywhere you put it! Wow! How deluxe!

"Crap on, *clap clap* Crap off *clap clap* Crap on crap off, The Crapper!" New at StereoDustParticles, its The Crapper! Never worry about trying to take a crap in the woods again! Only $14.99.99.99.99.99 and 99 cents at your nearest location. (Warning: Does not come with instructions on how to use. Figure it out yourself, ya lazy bastard.)

by Timmy73OnYoutube January 26, 2021

random capper

also know as random capping

when someone lies just to talk

josh: jason told me he meet Donald trump.
dave: he’s a random capper

by rkkkw February 13, 2021