The premature termination of life that Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William McKinley, and John F. Kennedy received as a "penalty for their crime" of merely being the current U.S. President.
My favorite "capitol punishment" joke is "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?"
by QuacksO September 23, 2020
Get the capitol punishment mug.CHDS does absolutely nothing to prepare you for real life. It is basically a prep school for Sidwell and is home to 50% Taylor Swift stans and 70% assholes. The school is a wannabe progressive that fucks up a little too often.
Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Students are pretty nice and they have an impressively small amount of bullying. Stay clear of taking French and you'll be fine. Beautiful campus but you got to wonder what the fuck they are doing with all that money.
Warning: You may meet famous people's asshat children who will threaten to arrest you.
Typical conversation with a kid from Capitol Hill Day School:
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
CHDS kid 2: Dude, did you see the presidential debate last night?
St. Peter's kid: What about it?
CHDS kid 1: My mom was in it.
CHDS kid 2: My mom *was* the debate.
St. Peter's kid: WTF...
by ittybittytitties September 28, 2021
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CAPITOLISM: Neither Capitalism or Socialism. A hybrid. An economic theory growing out of indifference, economic stupidity, fostered by self interest and lack of knowledge or basic economics, history or social needs of either of the two different approaches. An economic system without direction, coherence or reason. The practice brings to regulations, laws and budgets confusion and the consequence being economic disaster.
by Lloyd Winburn January 21, 2009
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Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!
Lewis: looks like hes just back from rugby training then!
by TheMelonnn December 7, 2016
Get the caption says it all mug.Capitola is a small coastal village in Santa Cruz County CA. It was originally meant to be the state capital but lost to Monterey.It is a major tourist destination due to it's stupid rainbow houses and feces infested beach.It also has an entire police force dedicated to keeping out homeless people
by bojangles smith March 12, 2008
Get the Capitola mug.A caption for a photo posted on social media that is characterized by honest and/or sincere expression, as opposed to attempts at cleverness and/or witticism. Invented by Canadian world traveler Laya Polowin circa 2015.
Caption: this is a picture of me sitting on my bed because I look good. Also, I’m bored.
Me: that is a true honesty caption.
Me: that is a true honesty caption.
by Kim Jong Uno January 3, 2018
Get the Honesty Caption mug.On January 6th, 2021, an organization of neo-Nazi supporters stormed the US Capitol and passed through 4 levels of security. A racist organization has stormed the US Capitol after Trump made his speech.
Stranger 1: Did you hear about them storming the US Capitol?
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.
Stranger 2: Yeah I definitely heard, why?
Stranger 1: It's on the news.
by emmie_889 January 12, 2021
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