During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
by mcslezzy March 6, 2009
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Boy 1: Who do you think is the most beautiful girl in the school?
Boy 2: Definitely Cansu. She is the hottest obviously.
Boy 1: I totally agree with you, I really want to sleep with her.
Boy 2: Definitely Cansu. She is the hottest obviously.
Boy 1: I totally agree with you, I really want to sleep with her.
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Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
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Get the cantaloupical mug.1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.
2.A fly set of ear phones
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1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!
by ActionDan January 5, 2009
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Adam: "Dude, both me and Dave took off 10 sick days last month! This month hes decided to be good about it and now hes ratting on me for calling in sick too much!"
Josh:"Wow dude, hes just being a Canseco right now. He got what he wanted out of it and now hes the informant"
Josh:"Wow dude, hes just being a Canseco right now. He got what he wanted out of it and now hes the informant"
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