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canyoneering

The act of racing through twisting roads for the pure thrill of it. It matters not what car you are in as long as you are pushing that vehicle to its limits. Some of the most common cars for canyoneering are : The Subaru Impreza, Nissan 240SX, Mitsubishi Evo, and strangely enough the Pontiac Grand Am.

This practice is based loosely on the practice of the drifting that was started in the canyons and mountains of Japan. But we don't go sideways on purpose.
Craig: I found this excellent road off of Santiago Canyon. There is a part where it looks like the road ends.

Stephen: Thats ridiculous, we should go canyoneering through it this afternoon.

Craig: Canyoneering Ahoy!
by fearthis December 10, 2008
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Cuntonese

Not to be confused with cunnilingus, cuntonese is just when someone speaks in the language of the cunts...
"This person is dickhead speaks in cuntonese"
by TheGucchaiKid December 1, 2021
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Cantonize

when a team gets raped up the ass, by another team. Or a team does the raping. mostly in an FH game<3
Shit son we just got cantonized 5-0!
(to be raped)

Damn girl we just cantonized the shit out of that team!!
(to do the raping)
by Marie and Kimmy December 9, 2007
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captionese

when a statement resembles anime cations
person1:I wanna hit the restroom.
person2:Thats so captionese
by uusaid January 2, 2024
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Cuntenese

- “oi ya dog cunt can you get us a case of bundys?”
Yeah no worries legend. Now go back to speaking cuntenese you fag”
by uppabigpuppa March 5, 2024
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cantunsees

(noun)
A (soon to be) real, diagnosable medical condition where the patient "can't unsee" some traumatic visual stimulus, often brought on by the internet (but certainly more traumatic if witness IRL). Severity lands somewhere between a temporary gross out and full-blown PTSD.
Watching the Amazing Atheist banana video gave me a bad case of the cantunsees.
by testicles...that is all March 13, 2024
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Hand Cannoneering

The act of (re)loading ammunition as powerful (in the gun community: "hot") as possible. Then proceeding to fire such ammunition. Usually done with handguns, hence the "hand."

Derived from "Cannoneer", a dated term for operators of artillery. Also from the "Hand Cannon", the first true firearm invented in China around the 1300s.
John: I'm going to be hand cannoneering with my .50 AE Desert Eagle. Want to join?
Ian: No thanks, I really like being able to use my wrists.
by Dash71101 September 3, 2019
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