Canoodle

When a guy sticks his boner in a can. Then fucks the can, while eating mac and cheese.

Guy: hey I had a Canoodle yesterday.
Friend: Did the can rip your penis?
Guy: yes

by I'm.bored June 26, 2016

Canoodling

The act of desperate obsession with someone/something that makes you smell like wet dog afterwards.

Mike was too busy canoodling Darian to pay attention to his webinar.

by TSaurus November 13, 2012

Canoodling

When two lovers, usually fiends, are in the act of fondling each other, usually in public and very annoying to look at

O jeez, they are canoodling right in my field of vision! Get a room!

by Tubbis August 15, 2011

Canoodle

V. To cuddle/fondle another person.

After crawling into bed, Sarah canoodled Kit as she slept.

by KitLDA April 11, 2012

Canoodling

To show affection twords the other person in a relationship while sitting or while in the same area as a bunch of single people. Generally the comment, "Get a Room!" Is said by someone in the party.

Single Guy 1: "Man me and my buddy went to the bar last night and this couple just started fucking Canoodling right next to us!"

Single Guy 2: "Did you tell em to get a room?"
Single Guy 1: "Nah but my buddy did."

by obsidianzacher November 17, 2013

Canoodling

Engaging in foreplay

They were canoodling all night long.

by Eanestrom October 28, 2008

Canoodling

An Act where by a man forces ones self onto an unsuspecting pool noodle in a park.

Jimmy Fallon came quickly while canoodling his daughters pool toy.

by pity Da Foo September 8, 2011