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Cameltoe

A country in the south-east of Africa which is very little known among society today. The country itself is shaped like the homosapien toe, and is dominated by a constantly increasing population of camels. It was discovered in 1879 by captain Jackson the 4th. The countess numbers of camels had deemed the country uninhabited by humans, because they consume all of the nutrients.
Ignorant Person: "What does Cameltoe mean? Is it dirty?"
Informed Person: "Cameltoe is not al all 'dirty', is is a place in Africa"
by notatallgullible September 8, 2010
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cameltoe nailer

the appearance of a wedge in a womans genital region resulting from tight fitting clothes and makes you wish to take action.
jenny has cameltoe with her new leather pants and I want to nail her. i.e. cameltoe nailer
by Hudy Cat February 23, 2008
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Cameltoesis

She was extremely attractive had it not been for her Cameltoesis.
by dongruss April 26, 2013
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cameltoe

The act of a woman putting the outer lips of her vagina around your face and pushing your head up her vagina until you suffocate and die
oh shit, that lesbian looks like she wants to cameltoe me
by dr mcnasty December 14, 2010
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Cameltoesis

1. Someone who's breath is so awful that it's stench is reminiscent of a stale minge.

2. The morning breath of one who went down on a woman recently.
"Dude That guy's breath was disfiguring. He totally had some cameltoesis going on."

"Dude, I fucked the shit out of that girl last night but I totally woke up this morning with the worst case of cameltoesis"

"Jesus dude! I know you went down on that scab last night because you have bad case of cameltoesis, go brush your teeth"
by Nemajndi August 25, 2009
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crusty cameltoe

A car in which there is no indicator of an alarm system, with a gas tank that can easily be opened and pissed in.
"man, i was so drunk the other night that i found a crusty cameltoe to piss in. I wonder if they'll get better mileage"
by Bust(y)a Heims August 4, 2008
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Mormon Cameltoe

Is when the entirety of a mans genitalia gets pushed to one side of the crotch of his pants and he sits with his legs open unknowingly displaying it to the whole world. Generally mormon cameltoe causes great distress in its victims.
Jimmy didn't know where he was supposed to go to register for college because when his high school counselor told him he couldn't hear him over his mormon cameltoe.
by t.j. christensen September 14, 2010
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