calver

amazing artist hott body sexy language DAMN SHE NICE!!!! shes a light switch!!! she turn u on!!!!!!!!!!

guy1: damn that gurl is hawt!

guy2: shes like a calver!!!

by Airotiv December 17, 2008

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Calvern

When a person invites him/herself to another person's house, and never actually shows up.

Rodrick: "Hey, what are you up to tonight?"

Arnold: "Oh, I'm coming to your place at 4."

Rodrick: "Alright. But I kinda didn't invite you,"

Arnold: "Well see you at 4!"

Rodrick: "K."

Arnold: *doesn't show up*

Rodrick: "Man! Arnold is such a Calvern!"

by PsychoticTenor April 20, 2015

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calverino

a nickname strictly reserved for the badasses that must live with the mistake of being named calvin. calverino is a blessing, and if used, should completely replace the name calvin, so instead of half the people you know calling you calverino, you should enforce it as a rule, that you are no longer calvin, but calverino

My parents were dumb, and named me Calvin, so i went out and got me a new nickname, Calverino.

by Calverino(not calvin) March 11, 2008

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Culvert

Noun. A device that turns naturally occurring water ways into managed systems that require maintenance and can potentially cause great harm to the environment.

"Did you see all those brook trout trapped downstream of that culvert?"

by Sickter6 February 6, 2013

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culvert buddies

Like a tunnel buddy, a culvert buddy is someone who has sex with the same young girl.

"I can't believe Trump and Obama raped the same 9 year old girl. After all the argued about who would have thought they would end up culvert buddies."

"Eh, I'm not surprised raping children and war are the two things they agree on."

by BidenHelpsObamaRapeChildren September 1, 2021

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