Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021

cuffing

When a hooker keeps the money she earns from her pimp

Pimp Daddy: Hoe! yo been cuffing my cash! *slap* Dont make me use to pimp stick on you again!

by larzen November 1, 2007

Craffing

Simultaneously laughing and crying.

She was craffing so hard the other night! We were fighting but then I told a joke to diffuse the tension.

by Joey Costanzo & Vanessa C. November 27, 2010

chaffing

When you are so bored, you browse through IRC channels and add nothing to any conversations.

There's gotta be someone out there that will talk, stop fucking chaffing.

by Ov3rLoRd June 9, 2007

chaffing thighs

thighs that rub together in a fashion that makes binty girate

dawn french sports a pair

by sebastian February 18, 2004

Cuffing's disease

Cuffing's disease is a serious condition in which the patient has attracted a member of the opposite sex in which him/her has no interest whatsoever. Symptoms usually occur within 3 to 4 hangout dates and only worsen as the two people spend more time together. As of now there are no known cures except to "keep it real" from the get go.

Mary: Wow, jenna gave that guy her number last week and they hungout ONCE because she felt bad. Now he won't stop hitting her up.

Liz: Wow looks like she's got a bad case of the cuffing's disease

Ben: damnnn son look at jeff over there with that girl he brought home from minerva last week... they hooked up once and now she's buyin the kid gifts and shift.
Tom: looks like a case of the cuffing's disease

by -you know this August 23, 2011

Cuffing Season

Cuffing Season- A season in the Autumn and Winter months, Were a woman handcuffs a man of her fancy, And the captured have to do sexual favors for her and/or marry her.

Woman 1: I just Captured a man and made him marry me
Friend: yea?
Woman 1: without a prenup
Friend: You monster!
Woman 1: well its Cuffing Season
Friend: True, Tis the season of physical, and emotional domination over our male counterparts
Woman 1: Amen!

by Shinkdmeister November 3, 2018