cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006

cabbage patch kids

A porn star with the hottest rack ever imaginable. Makes beautiful children in a very naughty, ugly way.

Damn, those cabbage patch kids on the johnny made me sploosh through my pants.

by the mustache man from Detroit June 9, 2011

cabbage patch bitch

derived from the movie ___ possibly the remake of The Longest Yard starring Adam Sandler etc. A derogatory commendation and contradiction; a lovable, affable, slang term of endearment.

Look at that Bob Marley lighter you cabbage patch bitch; I might buy it next time we come to this rad tobacco shoppe.

by aus tenjer March 19, 2016

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty Cabbage Patch Is when a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a whistle getting rid of spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

Rusty Cabbage Patch

Rusty piccolo When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit.

(man)"I want a Rusty Cabbage Patch" (man or women) "Whats that?" (man) "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" (man or women) "ok"

by Cheese Wilson and Juicy Grape February 7, 2010

All over the Cabbage Patch.

All over the place, scattered about, a hot mess.

That girl is so messed up that she is all over the Cabbage Patch.

by RobsWorldIRL April 10, 2022

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people

Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

by the brightest kid June 5, 2011