CM Punk

God

CM Punk has pwnd(owned) everyone he has faced thus far in the WWE's ECW brand. He was one of Ring of Honor's breakout stars in 2003 and 2004 before signing a WWE contract in June 2005. He spent from August 2005 until June 2006 in OVW honing his skills and learning the WWE style. He then debuted on ECW house shows and worked for 6 weeks before making his debut on August 1, 2006 in the Hammerstine Ballroom beating Justin Credible.

CM Punk > you

My name is CM Punk.

by Mikey K November 10, 2006

cm-ing

the act of child molesting

Holy shit Aaron you really need to stop talking to Jenya, because you are cm-ing way too much.

by B.Gibbs37 May 22, 2008

CM Punk'd

To get ditched for not giving someone what they want.

Gill: Jim wanted to have sex and i didn't, so he CM Punk'd me.
Sarah: Screw that jerk, you don't need him.

by ian1234 October 30, 2014

CM Punk

CM Punk is a crybaby.

CM Punk couldn't handle working with young wrestlers so he quit (again)

by Rick O'Shea II September 7, 2022

CM Punk

Most overrated wrestler EVER. IWC fanboys idolize him, but they don't even know the meaning of "CM". CM stands for "Cock Muncher". It is also important to remark that after January 27 2013, CM Punk fans decided to form part of the Cenation.

Examples:

IWC fan #1: "Best in the world!"

Attitude Era fan #1: "Do you know what CM means? LOL"

IWC fan #2: "CM Punk, Dolph Ziggler, Zack Ryder and Wade Barrett should headline every WrestleMania"

Attitude Era fan #2: "Pfff... Those jabronis sucks..."

by Dark Paul March 26, 2013

CM Punk

To quit like a bitch when you don't get what you want.

Jorge:I was in a relationship with stacy and she wouldn't fuck me so i CM Punk'd
Emile: Damn Bruh

by ian1234 October 24, 2014

CM Punk

Quitter.

CM Punk wasn't getting his own way backstage, so he took his ball and went home like a little bitch.

by Smarky Mark November 5, 2014