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"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"
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by bheron July 12, 2006
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He let’s the beat speak for him. He is extremely efficient when it comes to the manipulation of melody in his music
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me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual
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me: STFU CARTI JUST MOANED IN MY EAR
mid person: why you like him so much?
me: he’s the goat and i am now cartisexual
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