Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

ghetto buzzard

A police helicopter.

Damn, I dint sleep cuz dat ghetto buzzard circlin' all night.

by Omar O. Ungh June 8, 2012

shithouse buzzard

One that stands on a toilet rim to deposit fecal matter into the bowl. This is done to avoid a dirty toilet and catching germs from the rim. Can be noticed by the footprints left on the toilet seat and splashed poop.

After a heavy night of drinking beer and eating chicken wings, Jay pulled a shithouse buzzard in the restroom at the Greyhound Bus Station.

When Mike went into the restroom, he noticed footprints and splashed poop on the rim. This led him to call out in the club "How is the shithouse buzzard?"

by Jenna Page, Slow Talking Jay November 11, 2013

jungle buzzard

a hobo or
tramp
who preys on their own.
Slang used in the 1930's by hobo's.

I was taking care of my own and this jungle buzzard had the nerve to try and con me

by Savannaaa March 15, 2016

ample buzzard

Someone who has a very small penis so needs to bring a dildo (buzzard) with them to pleasure anyone.

That guy stefano is a real ample buzzard.

by Tucan Sam14 July 7, 2020

buzzard

In the rural midwest (Oklahoma, Texas, etc.): a dignified, countrified, vulgar man ranging from middle to old age. Usually sporting a dark tan from years of construction, plumbing, painting, or roofing work in the sun. Buzzards can be identified as wearing Levi's snap button shirts with a soft pack of Doral lights in the front pocket, old Wrangler jeans hanging past their crack with a snuff can ring on the back pocket, paint spattered, dusty work boots, and any assortment of old baseball caps. They listen to '70s country music (Waylon Jennings, Willie Nelson. Merle Haggard, Hank Williams Jr., David Allan Coe) and frequent pool halls and state fairs. Some buzzards overlap into the biker subculture, wearing long ZZ Top beards, black leathers, and sporting tattoos. They are tough on the outside, but generally teddy bears when you get to know them.

They are separated from the redneck subculture in that they have a dignity about them - a stoic pride from years of work and hard living. Some buzzards have a romantic disposition about the world around them and are more good timin' men that belligerent white trash.

Buzzards can be defined perfectly by this line from a Waylon Jennings song:
"Those that don't know him won't like him and those that do sometimes won't know how to take him."

"Let's go get a beer in that buzzard bar over there. Those buzzards are burly and hilarious."

by Oz Davidson September 4, 2006

buzzard face bitch

a bitch who sqwaks and runs her mouth at tha drop of a dime... a bitch who has the mind frame of a bird.

this buzzard face bitch... always sqwakin and runnin off at tha mouf.

by unknowngal June 22, 2006