buttload

Measuring an amount of something using butts.
The size varies because there are different sizes of butts.

Student 1: How much homework do we have to do tonight?
Student 2: I don't know. Let me see. *Sits on homework* I guess a buttload of work.

by pseudoworm December 5, 2012

William m buttlicker

Appeared on the office, is Jim’s pseudonym when trained my Michael in a fake sales call.

My name is William m buttlicker! We built his country thank you very much!

by PursoneWhuWrootesStoof April 22, 2018

buttsymphony

(n)
1.The harmonic behavior brought on by extreme amounts of mexican foods.
2.The flapping of the anus in an a barrage of melodic overtones.

1. Dude, can you please stop with the buttsymphony?

2. How many concerts can your buttsymphony play in one sitting?

by LORD J April 29, 2005

buttfly

A small fly that appears in showers and bathrooms and annoys the fuck out of you.

Fucking buttflies everywhere man!

by Professor Moorti June 13, 2003

buttyboy

Homosexual male person

A: I'm gay!
B: Oh you're a buttyboy. Well, I don't care as long as you don't touch me

by woobledoo1978 February 13, 2005

buttlock

The pain and uncofort recieved after sitting for to long.

Oh my god that 3 hour long predentation gave me buttlock!

by Louis Hartford July 4, 2005

buttloaf

1) To create loaf from a trio of buttocks
2) An indignant exclamation
3) Occasionally used in place of "poop"

"Dude, you guys totally got buttloafed! Righteous."
"Oh, BUTTLOAF!!!"
"Dude, that was one massive buttloaf."

by Colin Spear November 18, 2005