buttload

the amount of wieners pokey and fit in his butt.

what a buttload of wieners pokey!

by chris s. February 21, 2005

metric buttload

Seventeen. Why? Count for yourself the next time you have a metric buttload of anything; you'll see.

We had a metric buttload of people at the party last night, yo.

Just seventeen? Kindof a lousy turnout, dontcha think?

by Mightjo July 15, 2005

Buttlock

1. An anti-diarrheal medicine such as Immodium AD.

2. Constipation.

1. Man, that beaner food gave me the shits. I need some buttlock.

2. That fruitcake gave me some serious buttlock.

by Cap'n Sprack February 27, 2009

Buttload

A buttload is often used in an exagerated expression. A buttload is measured to be exactly 47 things.

For example, "There were a buttload of people at the mall today!".

by Skimmer September 15, 2005

buttload

a quantity of something numbering exactly 16

I ate a buttload of crackers today.

by maggie March 5, 2004

buttlock

When you realize you have done something so embarrassing
or compromising, your whole body seizes, you squeeze your eyes shut, clench fists and especially clench buttocks and imagine that your sphincter has snapped closed.

1.You are mocking your boss and he walks up behind you unbeknown. You're in buttlock.

2. You have farted noisily in the car after you think everybody has already jumped out at the mall only to realize that your future British father-in-law is still sitting quietly behind you, that is until he clears his throat. Ahem. Welcome to Buttlock.

by ironbeach January 9, 2013

Buttloogie

It's where you hack a loogie from your butt. Or it is a crap.

Ew, was that a buttloogie that just came out?

by Bailey_Dawson January 18, 2009