scotty burrito

A type of burrito, eaten by people named Scotty, consisting of a penis wrapped in a tortilla .

I heard he ate another Scotty burrito last night.

by philperkins August 15, 2018

Ussain Bolt Burrito

a burrito (typically from Taco Bell or Chipotle) that upon entering your mouth makes a world record run for your anus.

"Man, that burrito ran right through me."

"Ussain Bolt Burrito?"

"For sure"

by ThePxWriter April 30, 2010

New Orleans Burrito

Puking inside a girls vagina then eat her out after.

Hey Ishmael I just gave my girlfriend a New Orleans Burrito!

by Denny Mitchell May 7, 2019

california burrito

A delicious and mythical burrito found in Mexican eateries, also known as a Cali Burrito. It is native to Southern California, especially San Diego. The California Burrito consists of carne asada, cheese, sour cream and French fries or potatoes rolled into a flour tortilla. Guacamole may be substituted for sour cream, though this not a true Cali burrito, just an imposter (known as a Cyrus Burrito).

"I almost had a heart attack while eating a massive California burrito last night!"

by daasnescreek April 4, 2006

school burrito

a verbal jinx, used in order to foul up another person, usually in a sporting event.

BILL: *just about to sink the 8-ball*
YOU: "school burrito!"
BILL: *misses shot* damnit!!

by b.issues January 15, 2008

Dad Burnit

A playful twist on "God Damn It."
Sometimes used by church-going folks to curb the usage of the original phrase.

(Hits thumb with hammer)
Dad burnit!!

by Kab00m August 1, 2009

Old Bean Burrito

The process of pooping into a vagina then using two fingers to wipe the vag clean of the excess poop, then proceeding to eat the girl out

Dwight had to shit very badly, yet was hungry for mexican food at the same time during intercourse. He looked deeply into Michelle's eyes shit in her pussy, wiped off the extra, then ate her Old Bean Burrito.

by DwightPegusus December 10, 2010