Burglecunt

A beastly, female dwarf. This term was forged by the unholy union of "Burglecut"; the fat, obnoxious, dwarf with a head/face resembling a big-toe, from the movie Willow and "cunt"; the most offensive word in the English language (well, not anymore).

Hey guy, check out Burglecunt over there, I wouldn't fuck her with Rosie O'Donnell's dick!

by The Axe Robber March 30, 2010

turd burgler

A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.

"I hate that turd burgler Elton John!"

by El Roberto August 1, 2004

bufflehead

the male of which has bushy head plumage

That duck is a bufflehead.

by Emma James July 7, 2014

Ball-burgler

A word used to describe a person who "burgles" a man's balls of their semen, through clever persuasion.

"Burnard not again, we've already been at it twice this morning you ball-burgler"

by Willybum291 February 24, 2020

Burgle

To steal or rob of; usually in a burglary.

Oh no! That thief burgled my purse!

by ac262 February 12, 2013

buffle

V.
1.When an animal with fur butts its head against another animal or human as a gesture of affection. Always accompanied by sharp exhalations of breath through the nose (snuffles)
2. To nudge in order solicit caresses.

As I lay reading on the chaise longue, the Irish setter gently buffled my bare feet.

by Kaye King December 30, 2003

burplesnurfer

A burplesnurfer is a person who farts in the bathtub and then bites the bubbles. This word can actually be used to describe anyone whom the user feels fits the description.

I can't work with this guy. He's a total burplesnurfer.

by Item Nine July 12, 2011